hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(Source: hvngers, via lohanthony)

  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
  • me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
  • me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • me typing in 2014: hella

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

image

(Source: milliardo, via pizza)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

image

(via pizza)

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:



urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.



he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.
calsbutt:

Luke Today (23.7.14) x

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via sofarfromplastic)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via michalhandzus)

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

(Source: guystud, via whir1-pool)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via sofarfromplastic)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

narcotic:

boys with dark hair and pretty blue eyes fuck me up on a daily basis

(via sofarfromplastic)