64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

(via ew---society)

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
image

But seniors are just like:
image

(via radientley)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via onemansdrinkinggame)

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

(via onemansdrinkinggame)

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS
lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via onemansdrinkinggame)

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via onemansdrinkinggame)