rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

(via thevanityunfair)


my throne
  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via pizza)

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via punknugget)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via thevanityunfair)

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

(via vintagetidess)

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

(via nicoldemort)

louisbeckham:

harry was definitely the kid who accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed and thought he was gonna birth a whole watermelon

(via perfuscos)